Putain ! J'adore My Life

Strategy Session

In-Person + Online @ Human Design Paris, Neuilly-sur-Seine or GoogleMeet

For Expats, Winter & Spring 2026

Each of us is gifted with a true desire.

The routine.
Fears and doubts.
These are the traps which limit us and hide our calling.

As an expat, you carry the courage to ask for more, go beyond what's expected, dissolve your fears + doubts to reach for the dreams calling your name.

Listen up! Expats make moves.

🚨 This is your opportunity to seize the motion that reconnects you to your real-self 💫

Ditch the doubt.
Dig into your desire.

Find yourself and fall in love with your life.

Professional woman in park
Ashley Josephine Eschenburg ⎪ Paris looks good on me, non? Well that took time! But it doesn't have to for you! 😆

My Experience

In 2015, I did the thing most people only daydream about: I walked away from a stable career as an award-winning educator and moved to Paris to follow a dream. I had no idea I was walking straight into both the hardest unravelling of my life, and its deepest becoming.

Before becoming an expat, I’d built a career rooted in excellence with a master’s degree in teaching and was named Best Teacher in the State of Maryland in 2013. Teaching wasn’t just my profession, it was my craft, my calling and proof that transformation is possible when given the right tools to see yourself.

Arriving in France full of hope, I was grateful. I was building a life in the city I loved. But the constant pressure of one-year contracts, the uncertainty, and the feeling of being easily replaceable… it wore on me. When I finally secured a permanent contract in 2017, it came at the price of dimming my standards and settling for far less than my worth.

That same year, everything collapsed.

Through no fault of my own, I fell into the black hole of French bureaucracy and became a sans papiers—undocumented in the very country I was committed to. The irony? I was volunteering, teaching French at my local city hall. But none of that mattered. 

Then a letter arrived informing me of my pending deportation. Overnight, I became someone who had to avoid the very authorities I’d always respected.

Lost paperwork, deliberate delays, bureaucratic indifference. I became one of thousands stuck in an administrative hell designed to keep people out, not help them through.

Regaining my residency would take more than three years.

Those years stripped me bare.

Without legal papers, I couldn’t work—I was cut off from my own vocation.
I couldn’t leave the country without involuntarily deporting myself.
I was afraid of getting stopped by the cops.
I lost my savings.
I lost my stability.
I became financially dependent
in an unsafe relationship.

And I was denied legal exit—forced to stay in France while my mother was dying in the U.S.

I had even petitioned the American Embassy. They didn’t care.

I was bitter. Anxious as f*ck. Furious. And so deeply depressed. 

But love defies laws.

I left anyway. I made it home in time to be with my mom in her final hours. The system had taken three of her final years from me, but being with her at the end was a profound gift. In those final moments, I found a strength I hadn’t known was mine—one that would return later, exactly when I needed it.

After her passing, I was stranded in the U.S. for four months with no legal re-entry to my home in Paris. I fought my way back through an impossible tangle of applications, fees, interviews—eventually making it back to France as a long-term visitor, an illegal workaround that was my only path to reclaim my rightful residence. 

But just as the administrative battle was nearing its end, my body collapsed. 

In 2021, I was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease alongside Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and became essentially bedridden for over two years.

In 2022, I finally got my papers back. That same month, just as I was legally allowed to work again, the company went bankrupt and I lost my job.

I figured I’d just settle into my “best bedridden life” in Paris. I truly believed that was all my future held.

Chronically ill. Exhausted. Suddenly unemployed. But while buried in the ashes of everything I had known, I finally made the right decision that changed everything: I chose myself. 

I built my own business from the ground up—alone, no safety net, no guarantees, just the certainty that after everything I had survived, I would never hand my power over again.

The expat story is never one of defeat. It is of bravery.
A story of resilience, sovereignty, and relentless self-trust.
This is my story of an expat who rebuilt her life, her purpose, and her sense of worth—on her own terms.

I healed myself, and in doing so, I mastered the tools to help others heal, too.

Now I use that lived mastery to help others reclaim their power and rebuild their lives.

All along, beneath the chaos, something deeper awakened in me. I began to see the subtle patterns beneath people’s crises—the emotional mechanics, the energetic misalignments, the real truth under the story you tell yourself. I became attuned to the resonant grid that connects us all, and to a higher guiding system.

Now, an adaptive crisis manager and mechanical healer, my gift is precision.

I read the undercurrents beneath your experience, sense what’s unspoken, and guide you through change with the the same security, fluidity and grace that a fixed star embodies.

My work is rooted in compassion, adaptability, and an uncanny ability to navigate the emotional and energetic waters most people avoid—creating access to a joy and expansion that feel so good it’s almost beyond language.

Out of this precision came the Vertical Expat Framework, a grounded, practical method designed to give expats the structure, clarity, and direction they need to shift their lives immediately.

Expat, here's what's at stake

You hurt from identity fragmentation underneath chronic adaptation and rumination.

If you say to yourself…

🛑 “I need to be more fluent in the language and confident before I’m visible.”

🛑 “To belong here, feel safe and fit in I have to shrink and mask who I am.”

🛑 “If I stop performing ‘acceptable’ everything will fall apart”

🛑 “My needs are incompatible with this life”

🛑 “This is permanent so there’s no point in wanting more”

🛑 “If I name how hard this is, I’m ungrateful or dramatic”

🛑 “I made a huge mistake — I was only alive back home”

🛑 “This is just how expat life is”

…What you truly desire is soul expression, but perfection and constant adaptation have become your survival strategy—and your biggest block.

Your language and cultural insecurity feeds invisibility because it feels safer.

You’re not miserable because France is inherently wrong for you. You’re miserable because you learned that self-erasure guarantees your survival. You’re not adapting—you’re dissociating in polite, socially acceptable ways.

Chronically exhausted? Your body isn’t tired of France. It’s tired of the constant self-monitoring.

You didn’t lose your spark. You buried it to keep the peace.

I’m here to tell you that you’re not waiting to be ready. You are ready to excise the pain, doubts, and fears that have calcified in your body and mind. 

You are ready to create the life you want. 

A tree draws its power from the darkness it roots into. Your strength is forged in the depths. Expat, this means your soil is RICH AF.

When you clear your fragmented identity block, flip your survival mode story and stop the rumination that’s been constricting your system YOU begin to grow EXPONENTIALLY:

🟩 You increase your income because you finally recognize your value—you’re no longer afraid to say no to less than your worth, to raise your rates or pursue bigger opportunities.

🟩 You show up with ease—in person, online, across cultures, and in visibility moments that once felt impossible.

🟩 You heal your chronic pain and mental anxieties as your nervous system learns safety, stability, and rest.

🟩 You execute ideas faster and cleaner without procrastination, avoidance or burnout.

🟩 You trust your decisions and follow through without collapsing into doubt or spiraling. And if leaving France is one of those choices, it’s made with clarity, not turmoil.

🟩 You step into leadership whether in your career, your relationships, your mission to serve others, or simply in the way you lead yourself—inspiring others to claim their own authority.

🟩 Your energy returns as your body stops bracing for danger and starts operating from a place of knowing, clarity and confidence.

🟩 Your purpose becomes undeniable and you OWN IT—not a question, not a fantasy, but a direction you can finally walk toward with certainty.

When you connect with your soul purpose, you don’t just make small improvements. You upgrade.

This isn’t surface-level change. We’re talking a full-system recalibration of clarity, capacity, confidence, and purpose rewired from the inside out.

As expats, this path lives in all of us—resilience, courage, growth, and the rewriting of our own damn story. Period.

You are not alone. Walk through the fire with direction, clear the emotional and somatic blocks that cloud your thinking to reclaim your power from the bottom up through the Vertical Expat Framework™.

Ready to say «Putain! J'adore my life!»? ❤️‍🔥

A Closer Look at the Vertical Expat Framework, structured around Two Self-Evident Truths:

Truth no. 1. Everyone is searching to know themselves. Knowing yourself… 

-Gives you more control

-You feel safe, secure in your skin, your environment, your circumstances

-You have agency over your life

-No more feeling like someone else has power over you and no more victimhood

-Agency impacts your inherent Free Will — You make better decisions

-You discern what truly lights you up and what doesn’t

-With better discernment you judge correctly & make real, lasting changes

-You move towards more happiness, flow & freedom

-Calms the mind. Answers questions. Relaxes the body

-With nervous system regulated, you have more self-trust, self-love & self-confidence

 

  • Truth no. 2. People are suffering on the emotional plane… 

-Everyone can sense something is off, the world is not the same. You are ripped from you comfort zone

-Our decisions and their consequences are moving faster, creating more pressure to choose wisely and uplevel your life

-“Offness” is not bad, it’s simply feedback, a tool, for you to measure what you like and don’t like, Think of it like “red light” synchronicity and “green light” synchronicity.  

-Pressure + stress, viewed constructively, only ask that you enact changes

-If you see the wrongness out there, it is your sign that you are READY to connect with the rightness in you

-Like a bow & arrow, the further you are pulled back, the further you’re set to expand

-Knowledge of your authentic & true identity gives you the faith to let go and fly

-The quality of your life and ability to achieve your success grows with your level of awareness

-You cannot get more from less in the same way that you cannot get consciousness from un-conciousness

-This means equally that you are already aware of what is correct for you because you can never be truly un-aware

-If you feel that you are un-aware of what’s correct for you, it’s only because you are unclear, not un-aware

-Life today is such that it is not our fault that we are unclear

-Access to your clarity and awareness starts in the body

-Our bodies pick up and emit energy in motion, or e-motion

-Emotions create acts. Acts create consequences. Bad consequences create bad habits, which create bad cycles or loops, which decrease our ability to act. This loop continues until you put a stop to it

How? Remove the block by working on emotions. This then removes external blocks and you gain momentum in career, financial & sense-of-direction. You claim your true-self.

-Clarity first before action. This (Life) is your School

⬆️⬆️ The Vertical Expat Framework works through each of these elements inside a clear and practical all access portal — personalized to motivate YOU through your blocks so you can build the life of your dreams.  

And the BIG THREE Key Takeaways you get?

1️⃣ Immediate nervous system parasympathetic (rest & digest) reset

2️⃣ Clarify the skills that make you unmistakably valuable + paid accordingly 💸 and why it hasn't been obvious until now

3️⃣ Immediate orientation, find your direction — and act on it

Your Strategy Session At a Glance:

📍 Location: Two options! Your choice of In-Person (small group) or Online: 

  • In our cozy atelier, in Neuilly-sur-Seine (300 meters from métro Line 1 Les Sablons)
  • Online via GoogleMeet

💰 Cost: Free! (*In-person session requires seat reservation post-sign up as seats limited to 7-8 people)

💡 Who it’s for: Expats ready to create more ease, flow, and alignment in their life, work, and goals.

✅ Seats are limited. Reserve your spot and start making choices that expand your life abroad in the best ways possible.

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